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daydreamlies:

Today when I was at the library I found this. 

darckcarnival:

suffspeare:

[[but “becoming” is one word]]

Holy dick.

darckcarnival:

suffspeare:

[[but “becoming” is one word]]

Holy dick.

  • Most fans:

    needs more naked men

  • Me:

    needs more boobies

  • math test:

    a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

  • history test:

    the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

  • literature test:

    explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

  • Physics tests:

    The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

  • Person:

    Ugh guitars I can't listen to this.

  • Me:

    It's a bass.

  • Person:

    Same thing.

  • Me:

  • Person:

  • Me:

  • Person:

  • Me:

  • Person:

    Whoa wait wait PUT THE KNIFE DOWN

americaengland:

Hi my name is _______ and I ship gay countries.

all1sees:

starjumper101:

Could it be? Russia and Belarus?  Repost if this makes you ROFLSHIDMTAMSFO.



LOL SHIT, IVAN.

all1sees:

starjumper101:

Could it be? Russia and Belarus?
Repost if this makes you ROFLSHIDMTAMSFO.

LOL SHIT, IVAN.